Thursday, October 27, 2011

Playing Lloyd Bentsen to a Stranger's Dan Quale


This morning in the elevator up to my office I overheard a conversation. It went like this:

Guy #1 - Dude, do you have your Chuck Norris Halloween costume ready?
Guy #2 - Yeah, all except the poncho.
Me (interrupting) - How's your roundhouse kick?
Guy #2 - What's that?

"What's that?" "WHAT'S THAT?" Who thinks they could be Chuck Norris for Halloween and not know what a roundhouse kick is?

Here's how I should have responded had he not gotten off the elevator so soon,"Dude in the elevator, I've seen Chuck Norris movies. Some of my best friends have seen Chuck Norris movies. You sir, are no Chuck Norris."

I'm not even going to address the bit about the poncho.
What do you think? 
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  1. A poncho? That's not very Chuck Norris.

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