I'd like to apologize. I'm sorry. It was all my fault.
See, last night there was this dinner at my sister-in-law's house.
The dinner was in honor of my father in law turning the big 79. My father-in-law is a great guy. You should be jealous of me with how great a father-in-law I have, but I just didn't feel like going out to dinner last night. I like Thursdays. Thursdays are my favorite night of the week. The TV viewing is pretty good. It's the penultimate day of the work-week. It's the night I get to sit back, sigh, and say "yay, tomorrow is Friday." Thursday evening is usually pretty good. Last night I was in the mood to have a nice, relaxing Thursday night.
Before I left work last night I said to my co-worker "maybe something will happen tonight on my way home so I won't have to go to dinner, so I can stay home."
Yes folks. I'm the cause. I screwed up muni last night. Because of my powerful power of thought, I'm the one responsible for downing the L lines at 36th and Sunset. I'm the one that caused all of the residual problems resulting in the loss of the L, K and M for the evening. I'm the one responsible for your horrible ride home. I'm the one who caused this . . .
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I hope you all got home safely and had a beverage of your choice waiting for you when you got home.
If it's any consolation, it took me 2 hours to get home and I still had to go to the sister-in-law's for dinner and we didn't get home until after 9pm.
Can you ever forgive me?
Andrea
LOL... I knew it was you!!
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