While I was getting a really bad night's sleep last night between the cat meowling (meow + howl), my son being a bed-hog and asking about his cake (I guess he had a bad dream about his grandma, cousin and sister stealing his cake), and having twisted up blankets so my coverage wasn't quite how I like it, I had some weird dream fragments.
First -
I was getting ready for my wedding. I was having 2 weddings. The first one was the real wedding. It was going to take place while everyone was setting up for the second wedding. I had the first wedding, so I was married. I got married to this guy who was in my class in grade school (initials M.A.) I don't know why this guy was in my dream. I haven't seen him since I ran into him in the hallways of Cypress College in SoCal more than 20 years ago. I don't think I've thought of him since. Not that I didn't think he was an OK guy, because he was. I just didn't stay in contact with him. Anyhow, I went back to my little bridal suite to get ready for my wedding. M.A. didn't come with me because it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding. On my way back to my little suite I noticed that the signs I wanted displayed at the wedding weren't proofed and the grammar was all wrong and they were all out of order. I decided not to let it ruin my wedding.
Then
I was at my Kumu's house, but it wasn't his house. I don't know, may be it was. I've never been in his house. I know which one it is when I drive by it on my way to Hula, but I don't know what it looks like on the inside. Anyhow, he opened up the back door and a giant gray seal came in. Kumu said "looks like the dog wants in." The seal came in and decided to hang out in the bathroom. This was really awkward because I had to pee, so Kumu said there's only one way to make the dog leave and he picked up a little chainsaw, handed it to this woman that I used to work with at Whole Foods Market. She started the chainsaw. It freaked out the seal and he scooted out of there pronto.
..... sweeping generalizations stemming from my experiences and imagination ..... Warning: contains much that is apocryphal - or at least wildly inaccurate.
and she started up the chainsaw??? EeekKK!!!! I hope you got out of there pronto as well, or at least woke up. Yikes. That is one heck of a dream. Also, my initials are M.A. You were talking about me, weren't you. I mean, I'm not sure if I'd pass as a groom, I've only ever worn a tux once. Actually, unless you were talking about a woman, and it was lesbian wedding, it wasn't me, now that I think about it.
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