Parents say the craziest things . . . . .

things I've said this week, or things my hubby or kid have said --

-- The kitty is not a drum.

-- Don't pet the kitty with your toast.

-- Stop rubbing broccoli all over your body.

-- "Little Miss, where is your brother?" "He's in the hallway licking his books."

-- stop licking the bathwater
-- little mister is talking to the whiffle ball
-- little mister tried to eat the computer