ME: Ummm, Medium Coffee, please
CHIPPER S-BUX CASHIER: OK, a Grande Coffee. Boyyouwouldn'tbelievehowcrazythismorninghasbeen. Ilikeit,though.
Me: (stares at the chipper cashier, blinks, waits for coffee)
CHIPPER S-BUX CASHIER: Do you like your mornings to be this crazy or do you like to ease in slowly to your day?
ME: Umm, I like the regular kind.